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  1. GP NOIR

    Random Internet Shit you've come across

    We need term limits because voters are lazy. What’s ironic is, if the Republicans would support President Trump, they’d get reelected.
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    The things kids say...

    I pop a bowl of food in the nuke for my then hungry 4 year old son. He’s watching the bowl spin around and around with focused intensity. “Dad, you know what I hate about microwaves?” “What’s that?” “They take too long to cook your food.”
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    Show Off Your Guns!

    If guys can carry a scoped 8 inch S&W .500 in a chest rig, you can carry a Glock 20 the same way.
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    Skid plates

    Of course aluminum doesn’t rust. It can’t. Rust is iron oxide and aluminum has no iron in it. Since aluminum cannot rust, the internet would have us believe it’s a miracle metal. It isn’t. While aluminum can’t rust, it does corrode. Although aluminum is lighter than steel, it isn’t as abrasion...
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    What was done to your rig this week?

    Not worried about the plate dragging coming off a step or something?
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    Someone just tried to assassinate Trump

    Hell, even our Founding Fathers didn’t want democracy. That’s why we’re a Constitutional Republic. At best, democracy is the tyranny of the majority on the minority. In practice, it’s tyranny of the stuffed ballot box.
  7. GP NOIR

    Ovie's No Bad News and Only Funny Shit Thread

    I thought this thread was for no bad news
  8. GP NOIR

    Cylinder 4 misfire. Please help!

    I know you said you just had the heads, but start with a leak down check. That’s where you bring the cylinder to top dead center with a set of pressure gauges and pressurize it with regulated air pressure to see how well the cylinders are holding compression. It will tell you if you have a leak...
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    Must/favorite have accessories.

    Ha! The reality is, that’s just humor. I love my wife very much and she makes me happy. The only reason she’s stays with me is because she wants to and I want to keep it that way
  10. GP NOIR

    Just installed new LED Lights

    …and Bob’s your Uncle
  11. GP NOIR

    Winch Power Cutoff - Are They Needed?

    Heh. There was a period during the reign of Petersen Publishing, they pushed cut-off switches to winches, welders and the main battery as a safety item against “runaways” or the batteries getting knocked loose in a roll over. Yes, batteries. In those days, all serious off-roaders ran dual...
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    Must/favorite have accessories.

    Things That Make Jeep Life Better- - Wife or girlfriend (Best to not bring both) - Kids (Borrow or rent a couple if you don’t have any) - Dog (Go to the shelter and rescue a couple if you don’t have one) - Friends with Jeeps - Friends with Jeeps with winches - Friends with Toyotas and Broncos...
  13. GP NOIR

    Random Internet Shit you've come across

    No wonder eggs are so damned expensive!
  14. GP NOIR

    Random Internet Shit you've come across

    A 44 Magnum doesn’t hide well under an agent’s coat and a .25 Beretta is a lady’s gun
  15. GP NOIR

    The Cost Of Freedom

    Find the cost of freedom Buried in the ground With the upcoming Memorial Day, reflecting on the sacrifices made to ensure the survival of our nation and its future generations is sobering. Burying the remains of those who made the ultimate sacrifice had to be a heavy burden. Never forget
  16. GP NOIR

    SPOTTED: Any 4X4 other than a Jeep JK/JL Wrangler

    Startruck Coffee
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    SHIPPING SILLINESS

    As long as the latest shipment of Jeep parts have arrived, it shouldn’t be too much bother
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    Someone just tried to assassinate Trump

    Five days in a row?!? You ain’t taking away my 4/10s, Mr President- once I get them back, that is…
  19. GP NOIR

    Show Us Your Cool Aircraft Photos

    How Sensenich wood props are made
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