One Liners

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #41

You got kids, you got problems.

 

RockyJk

Active Member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #42

When in doubt whip it out

 

Brankz

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #43

I'm more tired than a porn actor

 

Missy3696

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #44

Not exactly a one liner but my favorite saying:
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you are actually a few million years too late. The star is dead, just like your dreams

 

bnatt78

Member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #45

My favorite is " The truth is the virus! "

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liljohn850

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #46

You gotta be smart or strong. You can't be both.

 

DA RUNT

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #47

I will not buy anymore Jeep parts

 

catahoula

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #48

Armydog said:

Maybe he just hates me?


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:cheesy::cheesy:

FrankenJeeper said:

You sir, need to hear the gospel of Jesus. He hates no one, especially you.

And it is disrespectful to myself and other believers in Jesus when you take it all as a joke. Jesus loves you and will save you if you allow him.

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Take a chill pill.

 

Hobolobo

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #49

Its hotter than two sheep f--n in a wool sock shoved up a polar bears ass.

 

dcbjk

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #50

Lock it up before ya crawl

 

J

JeepKing

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #51

Smells like salmon, keep on jammin. Smells like trout, take it out.

 

Armydog

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #52

FrankenJeeper said:

You sir, need to hear the gospel of Jesus. He hates no one, especially you.

And it is disrespectful to myself and other believers in Jesus when you take it all as a joke. Jesus loves you and will save you if you allow him.

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Ok my friend. Thank you. I know you believe what you are saying and I appreciate your concern and conviction. Your beliefs are your right and I did not intend a personable or serious assault on them or you

One liners are often sarcastic, controversial and tongue in cheek

Please relax and take it for what it's worth. A joke plain and simple

I guess my other religious smart ass one liners are best kept to myself for now....

Tempting, but the high road seems like the right line to take on this trail. Have a nice day

 

KennyFrench

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #53

CedarRaider said:

My pops favorite line was.. want in one hand and sh@t in the other and see what you get first.

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My grandmother used to say the same thing except it ended with "...see which one fills up faster" And, her favorite frustration phrase was "Well, shit fire and save the matches"

 

Jaydoc1

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #54

I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!

 

Jaydoc1

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #55

"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

 

KennyFrench

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #56

MR.Ty said:

Navy motto: fix it till it breaks, then order a new one.

2014 JKUR

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"Beat to fit, paint to match"

 

KennyFrench

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #57

"If you don't have anything good to say about someone, make sure they're out of the room."

 

Rccrwlr

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #58

"Ok fineeee"


--rccrwlr

 

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #59

Don't hate me because I am beautiful.

 

stweasel

Member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #60

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.