One Liners

Beyrgut

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #81

Loose nut behind the keyboard.

 

Armydog

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #82

Frogmech said:

That'll go over like a turd in the punch bowl.

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Or a fart in church! (Getting ant-religious again)


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Frogmech

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #83

Armydog said:

Or a fart in church! (Getting ant-religious again)


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Speaking of...

That was tighter than a nun's c**t!

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!

 

2013CGJKU

Member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #84

Armydog said:

Or a fart in church! (Getting ant-religious again)


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And then the Marine takes it up a notch! They will be back again with the flamethrowers... haha!

Levi

2013 CG JKU 6-speed

 

Armydog

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #85

Hooray!!


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Armydog

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #86

I love Jesus, he mows my lawn


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WhiteShadow

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #87

Well I can tell you what we weren't doing

 

KennyFrench

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #88

2013CGJKU said:

And then the Marine takes it up a notch! They will be back again with the flamethrowers... haha!

Levi

2013 CG JKU 6-speed

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Semper Fidelis - Always Faithful. Semper Erectus - Always Hard

 

safecracker909

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #89

Legalize Freedom

 

safecracker909

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #90

Armydog said:

I love Jesus, he mows my lawn

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LMFAO. That was so wrong. I needed a laugh like that.

 

DA RUNT

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #91

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

 

jeff_in_rc

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #92

Sorry for any repeats.

Dumber than a box of rocks.

His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Not the brightest bulb in the string.

Not playing with a full deck.

The lights are on but nobodys home.

 

RockyJk

Active Member

• Jul 26, 2014

• #93

Stop drop and roll doesn't work in hell

 

Beyrgut

New member

• Jul 26, 2014

• #94

Aircraft crew chief common defect in maintenance log.

"Appears to be a short between the headset."

And I have been know to over use this one.

"Sharp as a ball."

 

Frogmech

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• Jul 26, 2014

• #95

Beyrgut said:

Aircraft crew chief common defect in maintenance log.

"Appears to be a short between the headset."

And I have been know to over use this one.

"Sharp as a ball."

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AT code: A
MAL code: 799

Corrective action: Replace stick actuator.

 

TheStick

Member

• Jul 26, 2014

• #96

I get these from my dad, and since he just used this one...

Colder than a well diggers ass.

 

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07JKSahara

New member

• Jul 26, 2014

• #97

TheStick said:

I get these from my dad, and since he just used this one...

Colder than a well diggers ass.

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.... in January. -- what my old man always said.

 

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Jul 26, 2014

• #98

Your ass sucks buttermilk ...

 

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Jul 27, 2014

• #99

I've been thru a lot in a short period of time .

 

JeepFan

Hooked

• Jul 27, 2014

• #100

mcpuck said:

I've been thru a lot in a short period of time .

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You have put me through a lot in a short period of time. Lol