One Liners

jeff_in_rc

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #61

Busier than a one armed paper hanger with an itch!

 

MTG

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #62

For the "highbrow" crowd...


Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

 

Armydog

New member

• Jul 24, 2014

• #63

Don't look at me in THAT tone of voice!


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Armydog

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• Jul 24, 2014

• #64

It couldn't look better if it grew there...


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Armydog

New member

• Jul 24, 2014

• #65

It looks good from my house,

And

That's good enough for contract work...


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David1tontj

New member

• Jul 24, 2014

• #66

kevinp said:

"To the choppah!"

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We have a blacked out minivan that we call our "Black Hawk". We constantly yell to the kids - "get to the choppa!!"
It's really funny/cute to hear my 3 year old yell it!


My ride- 2001 power wheel, 11" plastic tires, upgraded battery, boat sides, custom bumpers, tow hooks, new paint.

 

Panda

New member

• Jul 24, 2014

• #67

David1tontj said:

We have a blacked out minivan that we call our "Black Hawk". We constantly yell to the kids - "get to the choppa!!"
It's really funny/cute to hear my 3 year old yell it!


My ride- 2001 power wheel, 11" plastic tires, upgraded battery, boat sides, custom bumpers, tow hooks, new paint.

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That's funny stuff :thumb: my bro had an hummer H1 and we used to yell "quickly get in the humvee" lmao

 

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Jul 24, 2014

• #68

Everyone hates me ...
Women hate me because they can't have me - men hate me because they can't be me.

 

TheStick

Member

• Jul 24, 2014

• #69

Quicker than shit through a tin horn.

 

OverlanderJK

Resident Smartass

• Jul 24, 2014

• #70

It's enough to make a dog lick his own ass to get the taste out of his mouth.

 

Frogmech

-

• Jul 24, 2014

• #71

Useless as a shit flavored lollipop

 

jeeprunner03

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #72

Soggy shit sandwich without the bread.

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jeeprunner03

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #73

Hooah

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jeeprunner03

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #74

KennyFrench said:

My grandmother used to say the same thing except it ended with "...see which one fills up faster" And, her favorite frustration phrase was "Well, shit fire and save the matches"

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My granny and mother both say that all the time

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Armydog

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #75

You're a soup sandwich...


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Mikead40

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #76

Delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm:

"Well, that's about as cool as a bag of dicks"

 

Frogmech

-

• Jul 25, 2014

• #77

Queer as a football bat!


Not sure what kind of backlash I'll get on this forum but I'll make my disclaimer anyway:

This is just a one liner I find humorous. It is not intended to be a gay bashing statement by me.

 

Frogmech

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #78

Dumber than a bag of hammers!

 

Frogmech

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• Jul 25, 2014

• #79

That'll go over like a turd in the punch bowl.

 

WhiteShadow

New member

• Jul 25, 2014

• #80

"It's probably user error"