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[AZVAJKU]

Mayorkas Says He's Not Sure How He Can Be Impeached When He Doesn't Even Do Anything

WASHINGTON. D.C. — An incredulous Alexander Mayorkas expressed shock at the House of Representatives recommending a vote on his impeachment, as he is unclear how a person doing absolutely nothing can be impeached.

babylonbee.com

 

[bobfriesenhahn]

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He is a heavy smoker, and a heavy drinker as well. 2 out of 3 isn't bad!

 

[Brute]

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The two teams I dislike the most…glad I gave up my Super Bowl seats, since it’s in Allegiant and season ticket holders get first dibs on their own seats…

 

[Brute]

Same.

I fully understand why, being a Broncos fan…

 

[Aceisback]

The two teams I dislike the most…glad I gave up my Super Bowl seats, since it’s in Allegiant and season ticket holders get first dibs on their own seats…

VetTix had around 250 tickets and I wagered all of my coins for a pair. Didn’t get selected.
I hate one team and strongly dislike the other but I was going to get in full Raider gear and go for the whole SB experience. Didn’t work out.

 

[WJCO]

 

[Brute]

 

[Spazbyt]

 

[NPC 6060⁸42]

 

[Spazbyt]

 

[Spazbyt]

This one got me haha!

 

[OverlanderJK]

So much cringe.

MSN

 

[AZVAJKU]

So much cringe.

MSN

Whatever happened to just not going to hear someone speak if you don’t like him? Typical LibTards, their beliefs are so fragile they cannot tolerate anyone who does not agree with them.

 

[OverlanderJK]

Whatever happened to just not going to hear someone speak if you don’t like him? Typical LibTards, their beliefs are so fragile they cannot tolerate anyone who does not agree with them.

Young Democratic Socialists of America. Sounds like an oxymoron.

 

[jeeeep]

Young Democratic Socialists of America. Sounds like an oxymoron.

the members are definitely morons.

 

[TigerInFl]

 

[Sharkey]

Whatever happened to just not going to hear someone speak if you don’t like him? Typical LibTards, their beliefs are so fragile they cannot tolerate anyone who does not agree with them.

100% agree. But I’m also equally shocked that anyone would show up to listen to this guy speak as if he is some type of knowledgeable authority on, well, anything.

 

[WJCO]

100% agree. But I’m also equally shocked that anyone would show up to listen to this guy speak as if he is some type of knowledgeable authority on, well, anything.

His family makes decent whiskey.

 

[Aceisback]

100% agree. But I’m also equally shocked that anyone would show up to listen to this guy speak as if he is some type of knowledgeable authority on, well, anything.

I’ve seen Police fire forty five rounds at a person thirty feet away. This dude hit only what he intended to hit, with very few rounds fired. He’s got some knowledge.

 

[AZVAJKU]

100% agree. But I’m also equally shocked that anyone would show up to listen to this guy speak as if he is some type of knowledgeable authority on, well, anything.

I’ve never had a chance to talk to him so I’m not sure what he knows.