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    Prolly already posted but just got back from the grocery store: Self Checkouts!

    Item to purchase: one gallon jug of cider

    Step 1) Must scan loyalty (we're spying on the shit you buy) card
    Step 2) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 3) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 4) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 5) AYFKM! Will you scan you motherf...*beep* thank you
    Step 6) Place item in bagging area. It already is.
    Step 7) Place item in bagging area. It is already. Red light comes on for manager.
    Step 8) manager clears
    Step 9) Push button on screen for debit/credit
    Step 10) insert card
    Step 11) enter pin
    Step 12) Get asked for coupons: NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING COUPONS I'M BUYING ONE GODDAM ITEM!
    Step 13) Would you like to make a donation? NO I DON'T WANT TO DONATE TO MY LOCAL UNITED WAY. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
    Step 14) Push button to confirm that the total is correct.
    Step 15) No, I do not want any cash back!
    Step 16) system processing..........
    Step 17) Thank you for shopping at Giant Eagle.

    *sigh* I need a beer now...

    Step 1)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jesse3638 View Post
    That low battery chirp drives me nuts plus you feel like a cat chasing a laser pointer. Was it this one? "Beep" No that was across the house. Run to that one "Beep" That came from the one I was just at. WTF...haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ddays View Post
    Prolly already posted but just got back from the grocery store: Self Checkouts!

    Item to purchase: one gallon jug of cider

    Step 1) Must scan loyalty (we're spying on the shit you buy) card
    Step 2) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 3) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 4) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 5) AYFKM! Will you scan you motherf...*beep* thank you
    Step 6) Place item in bagging area. It already is.
    Step 7) Place item in bagging area. It is already. Red light comes on for manager.
    Step 8) manager clears
    Step 9) Push button on screen for debit/credit
    Step 10) insert card
    Step 11) enter pin
    Step 12) Get asked for coupons: NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING COUPONS I'M BUYING ONE GODDAM ITEM!
    Step 13) Would you like to make a donation? NO I DON'T WANT TO DONATE TO MY LOCAL UNITED WAY. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
    Step 14) Push button to confirm that the total is correct.
    Step 15) No, I do not want any cash back!
    Step 16) system processing..........
    Step 17) Thank you for shopping at Giant Eagle.

    *sigh* I need a beer now...

    Step 1)
    so fucking true tho! That’s great
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ddays View Post
    Prolly already posted but just got back from the grocery store: Self Checkouts!

    Item to purchase: one gallon jug of cider

    Step 1) Must scan loyalty (we're spying on the shit you buy) card
    Step 2) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 3) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 4) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 5) AYFKM! Will you scan you motherf...*beep* thank you
    Step 6) Place item in bagging area. It already is.
    Step 7) Place item in bagging area. It is already. Red light comes on for manager.
    Step 8) manager clears
    Step 9) Push button on screen for debit/credit
    Step 10) insert card
    Step 11) enter pin
    Step 12) Get asked for coupons: NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING COUPONS I'M BUYING ONE GODDAM ITEM!
    Step 13) Would you like to make a donation? NO I DON'T WANT TO DONATE TO MY LOCAL UNITED WAY. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
    Step 14) Push button to confirm that the total is correct.
    Step 15) No, I do not want any cash back!
    Step 16) system processing..........
    Step 17) Thank you for shopping at Giant Eagle.

    *sigh* I need a beer now...

    Step 1)
    Sounds exhausting lol, have that beer you deserved it.... that's probably the one item you picked up anyway


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ddays View Post
    Prolly already posted but just got back from the grocery store: Self Checkouts!

    Item to purchase: one gallon jug of cider

    Step 1) Must scan loyalty (we're spying on the shit you buy) card
    Step 2) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 3) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 4) attempt to position bar code so that the scanner actually scans
    Step 5) AYFKM! Will you scan you motherf...*beep* thank you
    Step 6) Place item in bagging area. It already is.
    Step 7) Place item in bagging area. It is already. Red light comes on for manager.
    Step 8) manager clears
    Step 9) Push button on screen for debit/credit
    Step 10) insert card
    Step 11) enter pin
    Step 12) Get asked for coupons: NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING COUPONS I'M BUYING ONE GODDAM ITEM!
    Step 13) Would you like to make a donation? NO I DON'T WANT TO DONATE TO MY LOCAL UNITED WAY. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE
    Step 14) Push button to confirm that the total is correct.
    Step 15) No, I do not want any cash back!
    Step 16) system processing..........
    Step 17) Thank you for shopping at Giant Eagle.

    *sigh* I need a beer now...

    Step 1)
    Yep I've been there. Next time have the beer first then buy the cider.

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    Ok, this is a thing. You can now pop a top using your pet. WTF
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