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    Not my joke.
    A man is standing in line at the patent office. It is a very busy day and the patent officer is swamped.
    It's finally the mans turn and he steps up to the window.
    "I'd like a patent" he says.
    "on what?" the officer asks.
    The man reaches into his jacket and pulls out a lollipop.
    The officer says "Pop, I hate to tell you, but lollipops were patented in 1945."
    The man says "Not these! These taste like p ssy!"
    The officer says "No way!"
    The man says "Go ahead and try it. I have several."
    With that the officer takes the wrapper off and takes a big lick.
    "Oh my God! This tastes like sh t!!!"
    The man replies "Oh, turn it over."

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    Great thread Sharkey. A good read with my nothing cup of Java. :thumb;

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10frank9 View Post
    Great thread Sharkey. A good read with my nothing cup of Java. :thumb;
    +1 to that. Any rules with this thread? Don't want to cross any lines in terms of the profane jokes lol. Are riddles acceptable as well? Or shall we start a riddle thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeraun View Post
    +1 to that. Any rules with this thread? Don't want to cross any lines in terms of the profane jokes lol. Are riddles acceptable as well? Or shall we start a riddle thread?

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    I've got on on standby too good question. Will there be "feelings" or can we just laugh?

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    Two old guys sittin' on a park bench people watching.
    "Used to be, I'd see a pretty women and get an erection."
    "And now?"
    "Well, now, I don't see so good."

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    I have a perfect English!!! Hahahahahhahahah calm down this is the joke lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10frank9 View Post
    I've got on on standby too good question. Will there be "feelings" or can we just laugh?
    Not sure if you mean a riddle or dirty joke on standby, but I'm in for a dedicated riddle thread. We can do it like the movie quote thread, whoever answers a riddle throws out the next one - or just fire at will. As for dirty jokes, I'm all for insulting anyone and everyone for the sake of comedy and don't mind being insulted. Should we take a vote or something we have enough people getting butt hurt on here without purposefully insulting them lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeraun View Post
    Not sure if you mean a riddle or dirty joke on standby, but I'm in for a dedicated riddle thread. We can do it like the movie quote thread, whoever answers a riddle throws out the next one - or just fire at will. As for dirty jokes, I'm all for insulting anyone and everyone for the sake of comedy and don't mind being insulted. Should we take a vote or something we have enough people getting butt hurt on here without purposefully insulting them lol

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    I thought you were The Joker?

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    Not The Riddler??? Lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10frank9 View Post
    I thought you were The Joker?

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    Not The Riddler??? Lmao!
    Is this you in hallowing frank?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeraun View Post
    Not sure if you mean a riddle or dirty joke on standby, but I'm in for a dedicated riddle thread. We can do it like the movie quote thread, whoever answers a riddle throws out the next one - or just fire at will. As for dirty jokes, I'm all for insulting anyone and everyone for the sake of comedy and don't mind being insulted. Should we take a vote or something we have enough people getting butt hurt on here without purposefully insulting them lol

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    I'm in for a dirty no rules thread.


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