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    From the mouth, mind, of a women...

    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
    You can't peanut butter your dick up someones ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honor2afault View Post
    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
    You can't peanut butter your dick up someones ass.
    I think this is the joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OverlanderJK View Post
    I think this is the joke...

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    Haha that's even better. Reminds me of Biff in back to the future and his inability to remember the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OverlanderJK View Post
    I think this is the joke...

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    I’m pretty sure KY would beg to differ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coop View Post
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    Thats F’n awesome...

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    At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.

    The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

    The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss.

    Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.” "Correct."

    A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished.

    He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkey View Post
    At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.

    The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

    The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss.

    Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.” "Correct."

    A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished.

    He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."


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