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    Quote Originally Posted by longarmwj View Post
    My dumbass friend told me the joke wrong

    Didnt even catch it at first
    Sounds like your friend didn't listen to Burt's whole routine. 🤣

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    How did The Burger King get Wendy Pregnant?

    He forgot to wrap his whopper.

    What do roads and women have in common?

    They both have man holes.

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    Ok late to the party...Postman on his last day before retirement delivers mail to a house he had been delivering to for many year and is greeted at the door by this gorgeous blond. She invites him in and takes him up to her bedroom where she proceeds to have gratuitous sex with him. She then presents him with a newly printed dollar bill and then the takes him into the kitchen where she serves him an outstanding breakfast. The postman, in disbelief in all that has happened asked the lady “ in all the years I’ve delivered your mail you have barely spoken to me, why now?” “Well” she said “ I told my husband you were retiring and asked him what we should get you?” He said “screw him, give him a dollar”, and with a big smile she said “breakfast was my idea!”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowfire View Post
    Ok late to the party...Postman on his last day before retirement delivers mail to a house he had been delivering to for many year and is greeted at the door by this gorgeous blond. She invites him in and takes him up to her bedroom where she proceeds to have gratuitous sex with him. She then presents him with a newly printed dollar bill and then the takes him into the kitchen where she serves him an outstanding breakfast. The postman, in disbelief in all that has happened asked the lady “ in all the years I’ve delivered your mail you have barely spoken to me, why now?” “Well” she said “ I told my husband you were retiring and asked him what we should get you?” He said “screw him, give him a dollar”, and with a big smile she said “breakfast was my idea!”


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    What did the farmer say when he gotta flat tire?



    Ill have to get a spara gus

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    Quote Originally Posted by dcbjk View Post
    What did the farmer say when he gotta flat tire?



    Ill have to get a spara gus

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