Things you don't say on a first date...

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Apr 2, 2014

• #1

Ready ... Go!

 

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Apr 2, 2014

• #2

I'll start ... You know you want it as bad as I do ... Let's get naked!

 

Bullwinckle

Hooked

• Apr 2, 2014

• #3

Your mom looked pretty hot tonight.


Ray

 

Last edited: Apr 2, 2014

Stalter08Rubi

Member

• Apr 2, 2014

• #4

So can you pay, I just bought a new set of 37's for my jeep ?

 

Paisano

New member

• Apr 2, 2014

• #5

You don't have a gag reflex do you?

 

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Apr 2, 2014

• #6

Paisano said:

You don't have a gag reflex do you?

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Dang Ralph!!! That's funny!

 

Stalter08Rubi

Member

• Apr 2, 2014

• #7

I see you are carrying mustache march into April.

Compliment someone on their mustache and suddenly she isn't your friend anymore...

 

JKU EXTREME

New member

• Apr 2, 2014

• #8

Isn't it tradition that the women pays, buys the man beer, they goo mudding and then have sex?

Or

So.....you want to split the dollar menu

Or

You're getting the salad right? Becuse it looks like you need it. Damn!

 

QRS

New member

• Apr 2, 2014

• #9

Hmmmmm.. not say... but
you sure shouldn't do the naked man :brows:

 

Robar

The Enforcer

• Apr 3, 2014

• #10

You should invite your sister. Someone has to hold the camera.

 

10frank9

Web Wheeler

• Apr 3, 2014

• #11

I just going to warn you, I have A LOT of gas today....

 

seanb123

New member

• Apr 3, 2014

• #12

Your not gonna tell my wife about us right

 

J

JKRandall

New member

• Apr 3, 2014

• #13

"I'll be right back, I always have to call my parole officer at 6."


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Sharkey

Word Ninja

• Apr 3, 2014

• #14

Any long term allergies to chloroform?

 

JK's JK

Banned

• Apr 3, 2014

• #15

Are those space pants your wearing? because your ass is out of this world.

 

catahoula

Caught the Bug

• Apr 3, 2014

• #16

So you swallow?

 

JKFlyer

New member

• Apr 3, 2014

• #17

It doesn't count as cheating if u go in the back door

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MTG

Caught the Bug

• Apr 3, 2014

• #18

Is that a school Zone? Do you mind turning here, I'm not supposed to be within 1000 feet.

 

ridg3runner

-

• Apr 3, 2014

• #19

Do you have anything for this rash?

 

kornchip

New member

• Apr 3, 2014

• #20

Your not as hot as my ex, but i guess you'll do.