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    Medical Fact:

    If you are sitting on your deck in the dark, listening to the Coco Montoya station on Pandora by way of your Bose Mini Soundlink, and are surfing Wayalife on a really bright 3rd-gen-about-to-be-made-obsolete-by-iOS8 iPad, you ABSOLUTELY will not get Lyme Disease by being bitten by all the giant mosquitos being attracted to the iPad as long as the screwdriver you are drinking is made with Absolut 100 vodka.

    Really.

    I mean it.

    Dang I'm going inside for some Deep Woods Off.

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    Is that a sign of a bison headbutting a covered wagon in the background? Where the hell are you lol
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    That does, in fact, appear to be a bison head-butting a covered wagon. So, moral of the story, stay out of the conastogas.

    That's just a pic I Googled off the 'net. I was merely trying to illustrate the baby-stealing size of the mosquitos attempting to vampire me tonight.

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    Mostly false. Why?...

    1) Mosquitos do not carry lyme disease;
    2) You are listing to Hanna Montana;
    3) You are drinking absolut vodka.


    Good luck with the West Nile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTG View Post
    Mostly false. Why?...

    1) Mosquitos do not carry lyme disease;
    2) You are listing to Hanna Montana;
    3) You are drinking absolut vodka.


    Good luck with the West Nile.
    Hanna Mon..what?

    Okay totally busted on the the Lyme versus West Nile. But I will watch out for ticks now that you alerted me to my Absolut-induced internet faux-pas.

    And it's only Absolut now that the Gray Goose is gone.
    Last edited by Jaydoc1; 07-03-2014 at 04:20 AM. Reason: See this is why it's safer lurking on Wayalife than POSTING on Wayalife. Especially if drinking cheap vodka.

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    They carry Malaria here, good thing I've got my Doxycycline. Now if I could only remember to take it everyday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaydoc1 View Post
    Hanna Mon..what?

    Okay totally busted on the the Lyme versus West Nile. But I will watch out for ticks now that you alerted me to my Absolut-induced internet faux-pas.

    And it's only Absolut now that the Gray Goose is gone.
    Alcohol in your blood comes out your pores and attracts more mosquitoes. So don't drink drink when on the patio....though what fun is the patio if you're not drinking.
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    Seen Coco at Moes Ally in Santa Cruz.
    At least you got some good tunes going.
    en hopup veritas

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    Gray goose?

    Rookie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTG View Post
    Gray goose?

    Rookie.
    Dang, Dude. You remind me of my college roomate (and that was a looooong time ago). He is a total vodka snob now.

    So if you were sitting here with me what vodka would we be drinking? Jewel of Russia? Reyka? Russian Standard? Crystal Head (all joking aside that's a fantastic vodka).

    Inquiring minds...

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