Life Rules to live by. Whats Yours

Petthefish

Petthefish

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ok what are some of your Rules you live your life by?

here are a few of mine for example


  • Happy Wife Happy Life
  • Dont Pee on the Electrical fence
  • Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  • There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’
  • You can catch fish if your hook is not in the water
  • Do as I say Not as I do
  • Hold My Beer And Watch This
  • It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
  • Family Reunions are not the best place to meet a wife.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
  • No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes


and My Favorite

The Grass always Looks Greener On The Other Side
Till you Step in a pile of dog crap!
 
branman

branman

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Man who does very little makes very few mistakes.

How do you expect to be old and wise if you are never young and crazy?
 
Petthefish

Petthefish

New member
ohh I forgot this one goes for Jeeps

It is easier to ask the wife for forgiveness
Than it is to ask for permission
 
jhires

jhires

Member
Don't say something about a person that you wouldn't say to that person.
Don't do anything you aren't willing to pay the price for.
If the choice is between you and those who I consider family, the family wins.
 
D

Dubzy

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Fear means one of two things:
Forget Everything And Run
or
Face Everything And Rise
The choice is yours...
 
MedixJK

MedixJK

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Theres a place for everything, and everythings in its place.

If you stay ready, you aint gotta get ready.

Dont worry about the mule goin blind, just load the damn wagon.
 
D

Dubzy

New member
Also...

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make poor decisions.
 
Fir-na-tine

Fir-na-tine

Caught the Bug
"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."


I first heard this from a college professor (who was quoting Ben Franklin) years ago and it has stuck with me since........

~Woodrow~
 
Clem319

Clem319

New member
Most people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but neither does milk.

Happy husband, happy husband.
 
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