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    Started smoking a pork butt early this morning and I was just getting ready to add the rub and my 6 year old son came over and asked, 'What is that?'
    I told him that it was a pig butt that I was getting ready to cook.
    He contorted his face and said, "Ewwww, gross! Does it still have poop in it?!?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WJCO View Post
    Started smoking a pork butt early this morning and I was just getting ready to add the rub and my 6 year old son came over and asked, 'What is that?'
    I told him that it was a pig butt that I was getting ready to cook.
    He contorted his face and said, "Ewwww, gross! Does it still have poop in it?!?"

    Next time just go with it.

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    Lol. When my daughter was small I had to tell her that the sliced squash in her soup was moon cheese so she'd eat it. 😂

    Also, my wife made baby clam soup and my daughter asked what the chunks of meat were. My wife told her that they were baby clams. My daughter asked where their mama was and my wife told her that she had eaten her for lunch. My daughter teared up and started eating the soup... Under her breath, with every bite, we heard my daughter say "go see your mama" 😂🤣

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    My 7 year old is starting to really read faster. He's got this joke book. He comes upstairs laughing and says to my wife and I that he's got this really funny joke from his book. He reads it to us.

    "What do you call a dog with a feather? "

    Before we can answer, he says, " A hot dog!" And starts laughing hysterically. My wife and I look at each other like WTF?

    She has him bring the book over. It was fever, not feather.

    Now the story that we can tell everyone is funnier than the joke itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WJCO View Post
    My 7 year old is starting to really read faster. He's got this joke book. He comes upstairs laughing and says to my wife and I that he's got this really funny joke from his book. He reads it to us.

    "What do you call a dog with a feather? "

    Before we can answer, he says, " A hot dog!" And starts laughing hysterically. My wife and I look at each other like WTF?

    She has him bring the book over. It was fever, not feather.

    Now the story that we can tell everyone is funnier than the joke itself.
    That's funny!

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    When my now 17 year old was about six, he walked up behind me when I was shaving and said “Dad! Dad! Look what I can do!”

    I turned around to see him standing there with a hanger hanging from his, um, erection.

    The responsible dad in me took over and said “that’s cool son, but you probably don’t want to hang stuff from it.”

    Internally though, I was thinking “that’s my boy!”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkey View Post
    When my now 17 year old was about six, he walked up behind me when I was shaving and said “Dad! Dad! Look what I can do!”

    I turned around to see him standing there with a hanger hanging from his, um, erection.

    The responsible dad in me took over and said “that’s cool son, but you probably don’t want to hang stuff from it.”

    Internally though, I was thinking “that’s my boy!”
    Except maybe donuts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brute View Post
    Except maybe donuts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by OverlanderJK View Post
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    Or in your case, donut holes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharkey View Post
    Or in your case, donut holes.
    Those are malasadas

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