Things you can say about your jeep but not your wife

robx251 · Sep 3, 2015

I'll take you for a ride in her some time.

mackey · Sep 3, 2015

If you don't loosen up I may beat you with a hammer.

Mtb275 · Sep 3, 2015

You are starting to wear out

Crystaliner · Sep 3, 2015

I need to upgrade....

boardsurfer · Sep 3, 2015

She's a little slow, takes a while to get caught up.

2Cross · Sep 3, 2015

Can ride her all I want and she never complains

JeepJeep75 · Sep 3, 2015

Can put her away wet and dirty and she looks even better the next day...

mackey · Sep 3, 2015

If you keep acting up, i will trade you in.

robertoloco · Sep 3, 2015

She loves to be driven with her top off.

jjlong · Sep 3, 2015

What's up with this leak?

2013rubirick · Sep 3, 2015

You stupid bitch!!

Mtb275 · Sep 3, 2015

I gotta check your oil

Mountainjk10 · Sep 3, 2015

We need to get you better head lights!

Hobolobo · Sep 3, 2015

I like the spare tire. The bigger, the better.

CharlieK · Sep 3, 2015

Mountainjk10 said:
We need to get you better head lights!

Looks like your ass end is a little low

Jackal01 · Sep 3, 2015

Keep all four on the floor.

MTG · Sep 3, 2015

Open up that back door* and put this in there.

*JKU owners only.

2007 JKU CANADA · Sep 3, 2015

Wish my wife was this dirty. (mine is tho. lol) :thumb:

Shootingjeeper · Sep 3, 2015

I'm pretty sure she blew the tranny... Lmao

Dopey84 · Sep 3, 2015

She sounds good