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[WJCO]

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[WJCO]

Not only no but fuck no

I'll starve first. Fuck this chip.

 

[TrailHunter]

And we're here. Prophecy being fulfilled in the present:

Hand implant allows people to pay with chip

The British-Polish company Walletmor has created a microchip that can be implanted inside a person’s hand and used as one would tap a credit card for payment.

www.newsnationnow.com

"Those tired of taking out their wallet or phone to pay for things could soon skip that step entirely, thanks to a new implantable payment chip."

Fuck...are people actually this lazy? We're screwed.

 

[Bierpower]

"Those tired of taking out their wallet or phone to pay for things could soon skip that step entirely, thanks to a new implantable payment chip."

Fuck...are people actually this lazy? We're screwed.

Can wait until you walk through a scanner for those tired of picking up their hand.

 

[Mike Pierson]

And we're here. Prophecy being fulfilled in the present:

Hand implant allows people to pay with chip

The British-Polish company Walletmor has created a microchip that can be implanted inside a person’s hand and used as one would tap a credit card for payment.

www.newsnationnow.com

Went to subway today and the stores in my area no longer accept cash. Card or digital payment only. Shit’s getting crazier by the day.

 

[Seahawkfan]

"Those tired of taking out their wallet or phone to pay for things could soon skip that step entirely, thanks to a new implantable payment chip."

Fuck...are people actually this lazy? We're screwed.

Unfortunately, yes, they are. Most can't return a shopping cart.

 

[Mike Pierson]

Agree 100%

 

[Mike Pierson]

 

[TrailHunter]

 

[CalSgt]

 

[wayoflife]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LouderWithCrowder/comments/u6s1l4

 

[Mike Pierson]

 

[AZVAJKU]

Move Over, Pregnant Man. Here Are 9 More Woke Emojis Apple Is Rolling Out Soon

Apple has finally come out in support of the woke movement, forcing the vast majority of the population, who haven't bought fully into transgender ideology, to have pregnant man emojis on their iPhones. But Apple isn't stopping there. We've got the inside scoop on these 9 even woker emojis the...

babylonbee.com

 

[wayoflife]

 

[Robar]

 

[notnalc68]

University to pay professor $400,000 after disciplining him for refusing to use correct pronouns when addressing transgender student

Nick Meriwether responded to the student during classes by saying, "Yes, sir." The student asked him after class to use she/her pronouns when addressing her, but Meriwether said no.

www.cbsnews.com

‘Meriwether offered to use the student's name, but not pronouns or titles. The university ruled he should use the correct pronouns, which the professor argued "speak contrary to his religious convictions and philosophical beliefs."’

 

[notnalc68]

Driving Means Freedom

When I started driving, my folks planted me behind the wheel of a nearly unbreakable late-'70s Jeep Wagoneer. "The tank"…

reason.com

“In 1981, the year I turned 16, 1.7 million Americans my age were licensed to drive. In 2019, the latest year for which the Federal Highway Administration has data, just over 1 million 16-year-olds had licenses. During the same period, the country's population rose by roughly 100 million. Justin Fox described the situation succinctly in a 2020 Bloomberg News column: In 1984, nearly half of America's 16-year-olds could drive legally; as of 2018, a quarter could.”

 

[notnalc68]

I can’t imagine not getting a drivers license as soon as possible. My nephew waited an extra year.

 

[TrailHunter]

I can’t imagine not getting a drivers license as soon as possible. My nephew waited an extra year.

Right! I know so many kids that are in no rush… I don’t get it… I was at the DMV on my 16th birthday and driving that day. So strange.

 

[sm31]

Wouldn't be surprised if this has already been posted in here somewhere... but the swiffer thing made me spit coffee on my keyboard.