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MTG
01-14-2013, 08:58 PM
This is pretty funny...


https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking


Official White House Response to Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. .

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For

By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:
•The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
•The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
•Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

However, look carefully (here's how) and you'll notice something already floating in the sky -- that's no Moon, it's a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -- living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We've also got two robot science labs -- one wielding a laser -- roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.

Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO), are ferrying cargo -- and soon, crew -- to space for NASA, and are pursuing human missions to the Moon this decade.

Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe.

We don't have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke's arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers.

We are living in the future! Enjoy it. Or better yet, help build it by pursuing a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field. The President has held the first-ever White House science fairs and Astronomy Night on the South Lawn because he knows these domains are critical to our country's future, and to ensuring the United States continues leading the world in doing big things.

If you do pursue a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field, the Force will be with us! Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Paul Shawcross is Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget

gtony12
01-14-2013, 09:09 PM
This is pretty funny...


https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking

That was good!! :cheesy: Is there any Jeeps up there!! :daydream:

wayoflife
01-14-2013, 09:17 PM
Laugh it up fuzzball - 34,435 people actually signed a petiton forcing the White House to issue a response :shock: :crazyeyes:

piginajeep
01-14-2013, 09:19 PM
Laugh it up fuzzball - 34,435 people actually signed a petiton forcing the White House to issue a response :shock: :crazyeyes:

I doubt 34,000 people signed a gun petition..:grayno:

OverlanderJK
01-14-2013, 09:20 PM
I doubt 34,000 people signed a gun petition..:grayno:

Sad isn't it. :thinking:

MTG
01-14-2013, 09:20 PM
Laugh it up fuzzball - 34,435 people actually signed a petiton forcing the White House to issue a response :shock: :crazyeyes:

Fuzzball? :thinking:

Don't act all innocent...I bet if I checked the list for one Eddie Oh.... :cheesy:

wayoflife
01-14-2013, 09:30 PM
Fuzzball? :thinking:

Am I the only one who watched the flick :blush:


Don't act all innocent...I bet if I checked the list for one Eddie Oh.... :cheesy:

:shock: I've been found

MTG
01-14-2013, 09:45 PM
Am I the only one who watched the flick :blush:






Nope. Just went over my head. Got it now....that was pretty good. :cheesy:

Linebacker
01-14-2013, 09:59 PM
:cheesy:
http://movie-sounds.net/film/Star-Wars/67/:cheesy:

MTG
01-16-2013, 10:52 PM
Update: Now 100,000 signature required for response.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/01/16/white-house-now-requires-we-the-people-petitions-to-have-100000-signatures-for-official-response/

MTG
01-16-2013, 11:07 PM
Double update: Save the Hammers White House petition:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/save-johnson-valley-ohv-area-be-fiscally-responsible-stop-29-palms-marine-base-expansion-keep-public/5r0C7Xw4#thank-you=p

JKAnimal
01-16-2013, 11:26 PM
Double update: Save the Hammers White House petition:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/save-johnson-valley-ohv-area-be-fiscally-responsible-stop-29-palms-marine-base-expansion-keep-public/5r0C7Xw4#thank-you=p

WTH? Every time you turn around these Washington dipwads ( not intending to insult dipwads ) are encroaching on our freedoms! :shakinghead:

SoCalDozer
01-17-2013, 01:06 AM
I never knew about the Death Star one but actually NASA is on board with one guy to build the USS Enterprise and they have calculated everything out and its suppose to run on Argon. There is a petition for it to but they have NASA on board which is a little bonus I guess.