Ovie's No Bad News and Only Funny Shit Thread
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GP NOIR
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TrailHunter
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For sure the chances of you making a mistake are slim to none. No point in owning it.This was meant to be here, and I swear this is where it was posted, but I think somebody moved it trying to clown around.
No way in hell I would have put it in the weather thread, it has absolutely nothing to do with weather.
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Aceisback
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Oh I’ve made many but I definitely clicked on the No Bad News thread as that’s where it belongs. Weather wouldn’t even enter my mind while dunking cookies.
OverlanderJK
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Right?
Aceisback
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Not really. Here you go clown: I went almost 34 years hearing the lyrics of this song as being - Yo Bitch! Shit! What the fuck is going on?
Apparently they’re a little different than what I’ve been singing, but I have been deaf for quite a long time.
JT@623
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You sure your not dunking the gummy’sThis was meant to be here, and I swear this is where it was posted, but I think somebody moved it trying to clown around.
No way in hell I would have put it in the weather thread, it has absolutely nothing to do with weather.
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JT@623
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But can’t piss past my toes trust a fart or stay awake past 9:00
jeeeep
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yeah, I'd start with the guitar playing fool... "yeah I know we have plenty of food, but you gotta go anyways"
GP NOIR
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That explains the yellow toenails and shitty attitude
JT@623
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That’s why you wear socks with your sandals duh
Jsouder53
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Yellow socks no doubtThat’s why you wear socks with your sandals duh