One Liners

mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Jul 22, 2014

• #1

Post your best ones below. I'll get it started:

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

 

catahoula

Caught the Bug

• Jul 22, 2014

• #2

Go f*** yourself!

 

catahoula

Caught the Bug

• Jul 22, 2014

• #3

Ok, ok...sorry.

I'm off like a herd of turtles.

 

Robar

The Enforcer

• Jul 22, 2014

• #4

Busier than a one eyed man at a titty bar.

 

MTG

Caught the Bug

• Jul 22, 2014

• #5

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.

 

MR.Ty

Token East Coast Guy

• Jul 22, 2014

• #6

Navy motto: fix it till it breaks, then order a new one.

2014 JKUR

 

2013CGJKU

Member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #7

MR.Ty said:

Navy motto: fix it till it breaks, then order a new one.

2014 JKUR

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Of that isn't the most truthful statement ever stated, then I don't know what is. Gotta love those end of the fiscal year, "if we don't spend it we will lose it" shopping sprees on the backs of taxpayers.

Levi

2013 CG JKU 6-speed

 

OverlanderJK

Resident Smartass

• Jul 23, 2014

• #8

If you don't like big red, then fuck you.

 

loscann48

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #9

The only thing a quick backhand can't straighten out are the teeth, but that's why they will see an orthodontist.

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mcpuck

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #10

I was more stoned than an old testament whore.

 

ssgp2

Member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #11

All the gears and no idea.

 

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07JKSahara

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #12

Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

 

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catahoula

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #13

mcpuck said:

I was more stoned than an old testament whore.

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:cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

 

branman

-

• Jul 23, 2014

• #14

"She probably deserved it"

 

catahoula

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #15

Ancient Chinese secret.

 

MR.Ty

Token East Coast Guy

• Jul 23, 2014

• #16

2013CGJKU said:

Of that isn't the most truthful statement ever stated, then I don't know what is. Gotta love those end of the fiscal year, "if we don't spend it we will lose it" shopping sprees on the backs of taxpayers.

Levi

2013 CG JKU 6-speed

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Lol 3M system for the win!

2014 JKUR

 

MYJK!

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #17

That's what's she said!!

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CedarRaider

New member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #18

My pops favorite line was.. want in one hand and sh@t in the other and see what you get first.

 

bkac

Caught the Bug

• Jul 23, 2014

• #19

"What's that got to do with the price of chicken in China?"

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2013CGJKU

Member

• Jul 23, 2014

• #20

MR.Ty said:

Lol 3M system for the win!

2014 JKUR

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Haha! I was on our department's 3M team for a year... horrible. Stupidly busy doing the exact same thing over and over and over again.

Levi

2013 CG JKU 6-speed