One Liners

[Armydog]

Off like a prom dress


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[Sharkey]

Beauty is only a light switch away.

 

[JeepKing]

You can't fit 10lbs of shit in a 5lb sack

 

[Armydog]

Jesus hates you.


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[Armydog]

A face only a mother could love


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[FrankenJeeper]

Jesus hates you.


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Let's leave peoples faith out of the one liners.

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[David1tontj]

Jesus hates you.


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- I like this one

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole"


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[David1tontj]

If you don't like big red, then fuck you.

"like peanut butter and ladies!"


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[Armydog]

Let's leave peoples faith out of the one liners.

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Maybe he just hates me?


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[Rccrwlr]

"Let's just be friends"


--rccrwlr

 

[FrankenJeeper]

Maybe he just hates me?


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You sir, need to hear the gospel of Jesus. He hates no one, especially you.

And it is disrespectful to myself and other believers in Jesus when you take it all as a joke. Jesus loves you and will save you if you allow him.

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[dwvninety]

Oh oh it's getting religious here.

 

[DA RUNT]

Watch this

By the way, that never ends well :crazyeyes:

 

[David1tontj]

"Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk!"


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[David1tontj]

"It's always in the last place you look"


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[DA RUNT]

"Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk!"


My ride- 2001 power wheel, 11" plastic tires, upgraded battery, boat sides, custom bumpers, tow hooks, new paint.

LMAO, love that movie. Chip, imma come at you like a spider monkey!!!

 

[kevinp]

"You shut your mouth when you talk to me!"

Annndddd

Quintessentially: "Come on! Do it! I'm right here!" Or, "To the choppah!"

Kevin

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[StrizzyChris]

I wouldnt shit ya, you're my favorite turd!

 

[StrizzyChris]

Well that's about as handy as a hard-on!

 

[mcpuck]

The worse it smells, the better it tastes.