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    If I had to choose between running a Grumper for free, and dragging my ballsack through a hundred miles of broken glass and rusty nails, in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer, with a mask feeding me Whoopie Goldberg's queef as my only source of oxygen only to be met by a rabid bear who showers me with the day old piss of Caitlyn Jenner, I would choose the latter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by longarmwj View Post
    If I had to choose between running a Grumper for free, and dragging my ballsack through a hundred miles of broken glass and rusty nails, in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer, with a mask feeding me Whoopie Goldberg's queef as my only source of oxygen only to be met by a rabid bear who showers me with the day old piss of Caitlyn Jenner, I would choose the latter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by longarmwj View Post
    If I had to choose between running a Grumper for free, and dragging my ballsack through a hundred miles of broken glass and rusty nails, in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer, with a mask feeding me Whoopie Goldberg's queef as my only source of oxygen only to be met by a rabid bear who showers me with the day old piss of Caitlyn Jenner, I would choose the latter.
    shitty choice of options, but I would agree!


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    Quote Originally Posted by longarmwj View Post
    If I had to choose between running a Grumper for free, and dragging my ballsack through a hundred miles of broken glass and rusty nails, in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer, with a mask feeding me Whoopie Goldberg's queef as my only source of oxygen only to be met by a rabid bear who showers me with the day old piss of Caitlyn Jenner, I would choose the latter.
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    Y'know, you really need to work on not repressing your feelings man. You need to let it all out every now and again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ddays View Post
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    Y'know, you really need to work on not repressing your feelings man. You need to let it all out every now and again.
    It's like a silent but smelly fart. Nobody really expects it, and then BAM there it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by longarmwj View Post
    If I had to choose between running a Grumper for free, and dragging my ballsack through a hundred miles of broken glass and rusty nails, in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer, with a mask feeding me Whoopie Goldberg's queef as my only source of oxygen only to be met by a rabid bear who showers me with the day old piss of Caitlyn Jenner, I would choose the latter.
    I would probably choose the grumper. There are about 5 reasons in this statement that would make me chose that route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elgordomuch View Post
    I would probably choose the grumper. There are about 5 reasons in this statement that would make me chose that route.
    While you're at it get one of these, perfect addition to the aggressive yet modern-looking grumper grille. 100% trail ready!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oreo View Post
    While you're at it get one of these, perfect addition to the aggressive yet modern-looking grumper grille. 100% trail ready!

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    Ill hang a tampon off the mirror if it stops me from inhaling whoopie's queefs and bear golden showers using caitlyn jenners piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elgordomuch View Post
    Ill hang a tampon off the mirror if it stops me from inhaling whoopie's queefs and bear golden showers using caitlyn jenners piss.
    Hahahahaha

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    Real UGLY there. Real embarrASSing. No respect. Go away.

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