Friend of mine has a 16 Mustang GT, procharged, headers, full exhaust, and dyno tune. Car is pushing over 600 horsepower to the wheels so it's stupid fast. One night he had a couple too many drinks and told me to drive him home (I was DD that night, which I didn't mind because it meant driving his monster). Cruising down the highway a black Charger went flying past us. I thought he was trying to race, so I down shifted and smashed the gas. Well, turns out it was an unmarked cruiser. Blue lights came on, we pulled over. The cop walks up to the car and goes "son, what the HELL are you thinking?", to which my drunk friend replies "Sir, I promise I'm not as drunk as you think I am" :doh:
One field sobriety test (I passed obviously) and a nice little chat later, and he (surprisingly) sent me on my way. Pretty sure had it not been for my friend providing some comic relief, I would have gotten a nice little ticket.....or jail.