Let's hear everyone's alternative truths...

[webejeepin]

Ya sure no problem

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[Eugene]

Please listen carefully because our menu recently changed...

Lies.

 

[MrEmmDubya]

Free Beer Tomorrow

 

[Ddays]

Yeah man, your parts shipped yesterday.

 

[WJCO]

My Teraflex tire carrier is the shit.

 

[Gadget]

My EVO plush coils ride like wooden blocks.


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[Desert Crawler]

I'm buying this to make the jeep safer.

 

[ChiliDawg]

Should only take an hour or two.


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[longarmwj]

"Trust me, in a year's time you'll be in an equitable position" :brows:

 

[Eugene]

We're making almost nothing off this deal.

That explains why, over the next two weeks, you called me four times to say you'd accept my offer if I came back to the dealership. :rolleyes2:

 

[Ddays]

"You may not be fat - you may just be bloated! " :cheesy:

 

[Trail JK]

You qualify for our free sponsorship!


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[Trail JK]

You are our next $100,000,000.00 winner!! No magazine purchase necessary.


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[coolarmybrat]

Oh, the check is the mail.

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[Slimebones]

If I can do it, you can do it.