OverlanderJK
Resident Smartass
Powder.
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^^ winner, winner, chicken dinner.
The original quote was by Einstein. "It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity."
Ferris Beullers Day Off
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
Full metal jacket.
Listen when I was growing pot I realized that the more seeds I planted the more pot I could ultimately smoke.
I think I've gotten all the advice I can handle right now.
40 year old virgin
"I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized he'd led his men into a slaughter."
"Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't."
"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all"."
You can get a good look at a t bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass. Wait that's not how it goes.
Best in show
"Ya know? Put percy in the play pen, went heels to jesus. Oh you mean made love?"