One Liners

[mcpuck]

I actually have a really big vocabulary for someone who says fuck so often.

 

[rinkishjk]

It could be raining pussy, and I'll get hit in the head with a dick. :beer:

 

[kevinp]

Lost as a goose in a blizzard


Kevin

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[Sharkey]

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger broke through the toilet paper.

 

[DA RUNT]

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger broke through the toilet paper.

That was this morning for me :cheesy:

 

[dinojeep]

Your as helpful as a screen door on a submarine.

 

[Rayz]

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park!<<<Cars
Dropped him like a used rubber<<<unknown
I don't like water...fish fuck in it..<<my Command Sergeant Major circa 1980 comparing plain water to coffee..

 

[Hobolobo]

All foam and no beer.
Somebody fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
No grain in the silo.

 

[JeepFan]

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[Missy3696]

Beaten like a red-headed stepchild

 

[10frank9]

Is a frogs ass water tight?

 

[catahoula]

That's better than peanut butter!

 

[catahoula]

I'd tap it!

 

[jeff_in_rc]

I'd tap it!

I heard it as "I'd hit that 3 times!"

 

[Armydog]

Ridden hard and put away wet.


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[JK-JOHN-E]

I heard you twice the first time.

 

[10frank9]

God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason, you should listen twice as much as you speak!

 

[Crawler Kitty]

That was this morning for me :cheesy:

LOL TMI puhlese!

 

[DA RUNT]

LOL TMI puhlese!

I was just kidding, but seriously :blush:

 

[Crawler Kitty]

I was just kidding, but seriously :blush:

You know that you know how to make us laugh DaRunt! Even if the visual can be a bit much! Keep em coming!