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JKbrick

Active Member
It’s really getting out of control. When they start going after our kids I’ve got a problem with this woke BS. It even has infiltrated my 7 year old daughters “my little pony” show that she loves. You do you, and live your life. Don’t go forcing it on kids that are to young understand.
I honestly can’t help but think all of this chaos is God punishing us for being a bunch of woke dumbasses
 

jesse3638

Active Member
What a Dickhead.

Yeah I heard about this. I'm wondering how our community gardener is going to mow all 60 lawns in my neighborhood with an electric mower. The best battery I've seen lasts up to 45 mins. I doubt they're rated for commercial use either. So stupid. I guess gardeners will be smuggling power equipment from across state lines.
 

Spazbyt

Caught the Bug
Yeah I heard about this. I'm wondering how our community gardener is going to mow all 60 lawns in my neighborhood with an electric mower. The best battery I've seen lasts up to 45 mins. I doubt they're rated for commercial use either. So stupid. I guess gardeners will be smuggling power equipment from across state lines.
Simple, you fill the back of the truck with the largest generator you can fit and you run it all day long to charge all the batteries.
 

Spazbyt

Caught the Bug
Generators are included in the ban...
Damn you Newsom! Foiled again! Ok, ok stick with me now. We put a windmills on the front of the lawn mower so it will charge the batteries while it cuts the grass. Now I know what your thinking, that's not going to produce enough power to cut all the grass and that's why I also propose that we replace the boonie hat the operator is wearing with a solar panel.
 
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WJCO

Meme King
Damn you Newsom! Foiled again! Ok, ok stick with me now. We put a windmills on the front of the lawn mower so it will charge the batteries while it cut the grass. Now I know what your thinking, that's not going to produce enough power to cut all the grass and that's why I also propose that we replace the boonie hat the operator is wearing with a solar panel.
Let's start a GoFundMe to raise money for thousands of windmills and solar panels. Then send them all to Gavin's place. He can figure out what to fucking do with them.
 
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