Sok66 / Jerry McGeorge - Eddie is a Dick and I Have PROUDLY BEEN SELF Banned Again

Armydog

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Why do I want to sign this guys email up for penis enlargement spam?


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NFRs2000NYC

NFRs2000NYC

Caught the Bug
GCM 2 said:
Here is another story I thought I would finally share with the forum that I don't think anyone has EVER heard about you, me, Moab and that bizarre incident we were a part of.

....And so it begins in Moab, Utah, Easter Jeep Safari 2010. We had all arrived in town within a few hours of one another at the usual condo rental location. Mel Wade and his family were unloading the trailer carrying EVO1 and unpacking the truck with bags of clothing. Eddie and Cindy had already unloaded Moby and were in the middle of taking his doors off and storing them in the condo's garage since the weather was cool, but not cold. I had also unpacked EVOJEEP and was preparing to head into town to find a grocery store to get supplies for the week. I asked if anyone needed anything, Eddie said yes, and that he would like to come along. So off we go for the short drive into back into town for groceries.
The usual EJS crowd was steadily flowing into town, so it was good that we were getting ahead of the buying rush and doing some shopping early before the masses of jeepers hit the stores. As Eddie and I are perusing the aisle of the local store for chow and drinks, I had noticed on two (maybe three) separate occasions on different aisles that an older Asian woman, possibly in her mid 60's(??), with a sort of hippie/homeless look to her, seem to be staring at us. However, every time I caught here looking at us she immediately turned away. I did not think too much of it, figured that she obviously knew we were not locals and that she was just kind of interested in two newcomers to town.
So once we finalized the filling of the grocery cart and we were making our way to a register, we just chose the first line we came to for check out. Now as it just so happens, the old Asian woman that had been eyeballing us was directly in front of us preparing to begin loading her groceries onto the conveyer belt for her turn to be rung up. Eddie and I are standing there just BS'ing as usual about our week of wheeling ahead us, when the old Asian lady turns to Eddie and very warmly says "You remind me of my son, you look just like him". So Eddie being the nice guy he is, responds to her saying in so many words "that's interesting" and "Does your son live here in Moab?" Well the women's face kind of goes blank for a few seconds and then she responds with "no, my son is dead, he was killed in a car crash last Christmas". Eddie said he was very sorry to hear that, and then we were both kind of had an expected feeling of uncomfortableness come over us and it just got really quiet.
The old Asian lady is almost done getting her groceries price scanned and bagged when she turns and walks towards both of us with a smile. She closes in on Eddies personal space and quietly asks if he would do her a favor before she leaves the line, and Eddie says "I guess so" kind of hesitantly. Well this is when it gets really freaking weird, the lady asks if Eddie if he could just say "Goodbye Mom, see you at home later" before she walks away from us. Eddie looks at me and I just shrug my shoulders in response like 'I don't know WTF to do'. So as the Asian lady finishes up saying something to girl working the register, Eddie decides to repeat her request, verbatim- "Goodbye Mom, see you at home later" and she turns and says "ok son" and then continues to push her basket toward the exit.
So Eddie and I are just creeped out by the whole incident as our groceries are being rung up, when the girl calls out the total, which snaps us back into reality. She says "that'll be $232.78". I immediately say "are you sure, we only had one cart of food???" And the cashier says "the total includes his mothers groceries too, she said you would be paying for it....." We are both like "NO F'ING WAY DID THIS JUST HAPPEN!" Eddie tells the girl to get the manager, that was not his mom and that we needed to catch her in the parking lot. So she calls the manager over the PA system and we start moving quickly towards the doors to catch the old Asian woman. We spot her in the middle of the parking lot in an old 80's Chevy Caprice Classic just finishing up loading her groceries and getting into the car. Eddie and I both run to the drivers doors and are asking her to please get out of the car and she pushes the door lock down with her elbow and ignores us, but still has not started the car. By this time the manager had joined us and figured out what is going on (I guess) because he is pretty worked up and is yelling at her to unlock the door, which she is not doing. About this time I notice her passenger door is unlocked and quietly tell Eddie this. Since her concentration was on the manager I walk around to the passenger door and open it. Well she immediately reacted to the door opening by trying to kick at me a few times as I tried to get into the car to grab the keys from the ignition. With no luck trying to get at the keys, and her feet still feverishly kicking at me, I grab one of her legs to just pull her out of the car. So there is Eddie staring in disbelief at all of this, the manager is screaming at her on the drivers side of the car and then there is me just pulling and pulling and pulling on her leg..............just like I am pulling yours.

The end, thanks for reading.
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Post of the f***ing year.....you really had me going....bravo brother, epic piece of writing....you don't by any chance write Obama's speeches do you?


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GCM 2

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Canvas JK said:
You ar ejust not right.

Thank you for the good laugh.
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trailless said:
I needed that today. Thanks for the great story! :)

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JAGS said:

best post ever!!!!:cheesy::cheesy::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
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Fir-na-tine said:
Classic G-Man hilarity..........You jokester you!!

Thanks for the laugh:cheesy:

~Woodrow~
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cozdude said:
:cheesy::cheesy::cheesy: thanks for the great laugh greg!
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thardy said:
I think the internet just broke. Thank was the greatest thing I've seen in a LONG time!
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gtony12 said:
OMG, you Suck!!! :cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy: That was frick-n funny had me all the way to the end :thumb::doh:
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rinkishjk said:
Thanks for a laugh greg! :beer::beer:
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JaySC said:
Lol...consider my leg yanked! Great story...had me going there.
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Tigrcky said:
Classic GCM! Fun stuff! as for Jerry McAsshat... Impersonating as an ASE master tech is the real crime here. It's quite obvious he does not retain the intelligence necessary to obtain and maintain independent daily life requirements. Perhaps it would be best if he returned to the dementia ward???:confused:

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Sharkey said:
Well done sir, as always. :cheesy::cheesy::clap2:
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t8er said:
freaking awesome story
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AllAmericanInfidel said:
Damn it GCM2! So..... When does part 2 come out? I have to know who paid the bill!
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I am glad you guys enjoyed it, I just hope that my story had more facts than Jerry's "synergy" tale.



NFRs2000NYC said:
.......you don't by any chance write Obama's speeches do you?
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Nope, I only work for people who tell the truth and then apply spin. That is called comedy. It never works when you start out with a lie and then try to spin a lie, that is called obvious lazy manipulation. See any Obama speech or SOK66 post on any jeep forum for an example....


MTG said:
So did you guys end up getting stuck with the bill? :idontknow:
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I used my Hilton Honors hotel points to cover it, I am very well known in the four corners area ;)
 
OverlanderJK

OverlanderJK

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Alright this dumb fuck needs to hear it the right way.

Hey dumbass (that's you Jerry),

A quick search of your username turns up some stuff on Google (see below),

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Oh I wonder if that's the same guy. Let me google Jerry McGeorge (see below this),

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Hmm wonder if that's the same guy? Oh wait, here is his LinkedIn profile (see below again),

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And from there I can find out who you are. Not to mention the fact that you said you posted on his facebook under the name Jerry McGeorge. So listen grandpa, nobody looked at your registration information to found out about you.

Carry on.
 
jesse3638

jesse3638

Hooked
GCM 2 said:
Here is another story I thought I would finally share with the forum that I don't think anyone has EVER heard about you, me, Moab and that bizarre incident we were a part of.
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Hook, line and sinker..Haha that was believable til the very end



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Tigrcky

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so jerry resides in durango colorado... i have some good friends there... lots of beautiful mountains too... lots of trails... did some training there with mountain rescue... :spy:
 
Canvas JK

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What I find very interesting is how Jerry McDouche is burning his bridges on the other forums as well. He is being called out for the fraud he is.

Things have a way of backfiring.

R/
Will


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cozdude

cozdude

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Canvas JK said:
What I find very interesting is how Jerry McDouche is burning his bridges on the other forums as well. He is being called out for the fraud he is.

Things have a way of backfiring.

R/
Will


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Yea it's turning from hating on Eddie to hating on Jerry for the lies and stuff he told.
 
JKWrang

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Yea - besides self banning is like suicide... so not cool. Worse if you fake it.

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GCM 2

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OMG! Canvas JK was spot on, you should see can of wrath that sok66 has opened up for himself on pirate4x4's forum! Here are a couple of the last posts:



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JKWrang

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Can someone explain to me how iillustrating what catastrophic damage can be caused by a loose tire on the freeway and then drawing a logical conclusion to the potential for that destruction to be caused be a tire carriee failure (potentially freeing a secures tire at highway speeds) is a dick move? SERIOUS-LEE

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Canvas JK

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JKWrang said:
Can someone explain to me how iillustrating what catastrophic damage can be caused by a loose tire on the freeway and then drawing a logical conclusion to the potential for that destruction to be caused be a tire carriee failure (potentially freeing a secures tire at highway speeds) is a dick move? SERIOUS-LEE

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Just one word FANBOY!
 
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