Things you can say about your jeep but not your wife

[David1tontj]

I don't play with her nearly enough, but when I do, it's for hours at a time without stopping- mostly all day long.

 

[Petthefish]

I love to ride her rough and leave her dirty

 

[Petthefish]

The older she gets. The louder her muffler gets

 

[11rubicon]

Gawd you're fat!

 

[robx251]

The more the merrier

 

[robx251]

Wana switch for the day?

 

[robx251]

She drags a little bit on the front end

 

[LasVegasJK]

Yes, it will fit. Just open the back door and put it with the other tools.

 

[robx251]

The harder you beat her, the more she likes it

 

[robx251]

I think I'm gonna trade her in for a new model in a couple of years

 

[robx251]

What kind of lube do you use?

 

[Shootingjeeper]

She was going great until the rear end blew out...

 

[jman]

Tell your mother-n-law she was road hard and put wet![emoji23][emoji16]

 

[Chad]

I need to grease your rear end.

 

[Scoop315]

It looks like someone's ass has been drug through a friggin' rock field.

 

[Panda]

Yes the 37's make your butt look big

 

[JDDK]

I think they will fit if you trim those pinch seams