Things You Don't Say In A Job Interview

[JKRandall]

"What's your annual leave and sickness policy?"

 

[JKRandall]

I had to do 2 of them:thumb:

"Sorry I'm late."

 

[jkmohican]

What are the restroom rules?

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[mcpuck]

Does this company monitor internet usage?

 

[JKU EXTREME]

Could I use the company credit cars to buy Jeep parts and then call it "work expenses"?

Drinking on the job Isn't frowned upon, right?

 

[Brankz]

Sorry I farted, ops! One minute I have to go change my underwear

 

[axeman628]

"No more questions, I'm doing the interview now."

 

[JKU EXTREME]

After the interview ask if you get "any sort of souvenir"

 

[Oscar35]

When can I make a claim for FMLA? Lol

 

[jhires]

Your company is dead, I'm just want to work here to hold me over until I get a job at the company I want.

 

[mcpuck]

Does the company pay for my Obamacare?

 

[Lumber]

Is that a pic of your daughter? She looks 18......... Right?

 

[Strike Force Zebra]

When are you due?

 

[MTG]

You don't do background checks, do you?

Is a valid driver's license really a requirement?

 

[brtcrn]

Can I work from home?

 

[Napalm90]

Can I bang your wife?


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[jkmohican]

Can I bang your wife?


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Because a job interview is the ONLY time you shouldnt say that...

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[eeftw]

What are your weaknesses?

-Kryptonite


I actually said that one to GE engineering when I interviewed with them.... The guy's face was astounded.



I was interviewing with Hyundai Power Transformers. The guy asked me, tell me about our company. I stated, "I would be able to if your current website wasn't all in Korean". I was escorted off the premesis...

I've had some fubar interviews in my day, LOL.

Edit: But on a lighter note OP, if you want some real help with interviews/resume you can PM me. Through the years I've had a knack for jumping around job to job and interviewing. It's the only way to get more money/what you want in engineering right now it seems.

 

[Napalm90]

Because a job interview is the ONLY time you shouldnt say that...

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its just something you should never say in general :yup:


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[jkmohican]

its just something you should never say in general :yup:


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Lmao Im just messing with ya!

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