Things you don't say on a first date...

[mcpuck]

Ok some of these comments are getting outta hand now...

Put this in your mouth so you shut the hell up. :shock:

 

[JeepKing]

Can I lick honey off of your nipples?

 

[Jersey_Devil]

Your sister really liked it when I did this.......

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[Paisano]

You would be in great shape if you ran like your mouth does!

 

[Brankz]

You would be in great shape if you ran like your mouth does!

Lmao!!!!!! Ahhahaha

 

[Napalm90]

What is that lump in your crotch


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[cmireles]

Ok some of these comments are getting outta hand now...

OMG these are great

 

[JeepKing]

I love boobs. Show me yours.

 

[Speeddmn]

I can help you celebrate mothers day next year!

 

[ghostryder]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder, ok?

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omg i am crying that is awesome:cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:

 

[ghostryder]

don't mind the itching and burning a quick trip to the doc will clear it right up......

 

[gtony12]

Oh, damn was that me or you!

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[JeepKing]

I can help you celebrate mothers day next year!

good one bro:cheesy:

 

[trailless]

I think I love you? :what:

Sent while being single...

 

[JeepKing]

You need to be like McDonalds...open 24/7

 

[JKU EXTREME]

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.

 

[Jersey_Devil]

We look like the type of couple that could have AWESOME sex!

(my girl told me a guy actually said that to her on a first date when I was reading this thread to her. She never saw him again after that lol )

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[NUBS MCGEE]

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.

Love that one:cheesy:

 

[Brankz]

Jessica ( her name is caren) lol

 

[NUBS MCGEE]

Always wanted to tell a girl on the first date...... You know there are other uses for this roll bar, how bout I buy you a few drinks?