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If only she had the Epstein files with her. She would have gotten away with it.
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4.2K reactions · 1.5K shares | Breaking news — a semi full of monkeys flipped over on the freeway, and chaos broke loose! 🐒💨 One monkey tells reporters, “We was just drivin’ and then BOOM — flipped over, Zaza everywhere! Now they high as hell chasin’
Breaking news — a semi full of monkeys flipped over on the freeway, and chaos broke loose! 🐒💨 One monkey tells reporters, “We was just drivin’ and then BOOM — flipped over, Zaza everywhere! Now they...
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4.9K reactions · 1.6K shares | Police Catch a Monkey Trappin’ on the Block 🐒🚓 | Robert Alan Blagg Jr.
Police Catch a Monkey Trappin’ on the Block 🐒🚓
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2.7K reactions · 1K shares | 🐒 Bodycam footage just dropped… and these two monkeys folded faster than a cheap lawn chair! 😂 The cops barely pulled up before they started snitching on each other — pointing fingers, blaming everything from the bananas
🐒 Bodycam footage just dropped… and these two monkeys folded faster than a cheap lawn chair! 😂 The cops barely pulled up before they started snitching on each other — pointing fingers, blaming...
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#cantcatchme #herpesmonkey
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OverlanderJK
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The desire I have to jump out of a plane is about equal to the desire to chop my nuts off.So you want to jump out of a perfectly good plane
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So you want to jump out of a perfectly good plane
First, there are no perfectly good planes
. I have jumped from planes that ran out of fuel, had mechanical issues, or were not able to land at the current location due to high winds- but we needed to get there anyway.
I have had a couple of parachute malfunctions but always walked away- or swam away.
One friend of mine had a total main chute malfunction on his very first jump.
Another lost his leg, another broke his neck and ended up paralyzed, and another died from massive internal injuries. I have had a few ‘interesting’ jumps and seen many more.
A guy in my Military Free Fall (MFF), roster #7. (Your roster # is in relation to your fall rate, in the class- my # was 55 of 56) Roster #7 had a total main chute malfunction, pulled his reserve chute- only to have it entangle with his reserve. With a ball of shit that only slowed his fall he crashed through the pine trees off the drop-zone and impacted in heavy pine straw. When the instructors went to recover his body they found him alive. He was walking with his gear towards the drop-zone and had a 1000 yard stare. They strapped a new chute on him and took him up to jump again. He ended up finishing the course and graduating.
Good times! Of course military jumping is quite different from skydiving. Like every other thing- the military removes most of the fun from it.
It is the only endeavor where you commit suicide and then try to save yourself.
Holy hell dude, not sure if I’m more impressed by all that you’ve done or that you posted all that from your phoneFirst, there are no perfectly good planes
I have jumped from planes that ran out of fuel, had mechanical issues, or were not able to land at the current location due to high winds- but we needed to get there anyway.
I have had a couple of parachute malfunctions but always walked away- or swam away.
One friend of mine had a total main chute malfunction on his very first jump.
Another lost his leg, another broke his neck and ended up paralyzed, and another died from massive internal injuries. I have had a few ‘interesting’ jumps and seen many more.
A guy in my Military Free Fall (MFF), roster #7. (Your roster # is in relation to your fall rate, in the class- my # was 55 of 56) Roster #7 had a total main chute malfunction, pulled his reserve chute- only to have it entangle with his reserve. With a ball of shit that only slowed his fall he crashed through the pine trees off the drop-zone and impacted in heavy pine straw. When the instructors went to recover his body they found him alive. He was walking with his gear towards the drop-zone and had a 1000 yard stare. They strapped a new chute on him and took him up to jump again. He ended up finishing the course and graduating.
Good times! Of course military jumping is quite different from skydiving. Like every other thing- the military removes most of the fun from it.
It is the only endeavor where you commit suicide and then try to save yourself.
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note to self - moonshine, one is enough.First, there are no perfectly good planes
I have jumped from planes that ran out of fuel, had mechanical issues, or were not able to land at the current location due to high winds- but we needed to get there anyway.
I have had a couple of parachute malfunctions but always walked away- or swam away.
One friend of mine had a total main chute malfunction on his very first jump.
Another lost his leg, another broke his neck and ended up paralyzed, and another died from massive internal injuries. I have had a few ‘interesting’ jumps and seen many more.
A guy in my Military Free Fall (MFF), roster #7. (Your roster # is in relation to your fall rate, in the class- my # was 55 of 56) Roster #7 had a total main chute malfunction, pulled his reserve chute- only to have it entangle with his reserve. With a ball of shit that only slowed his fall he crashed through the pine trees off the drop-zone and impacted in heavy pine straw. When the instructors went to recover his body they found him alive. He was walking with his gear towards the drop-zone and had a 1000 yard stare. They strapped a new chute on him and took him up to jump again. He ended up finishing the course and graduating.
Good times! Of course military jumping is quite different from skydiving. Like every other thing- the military removes most of the fun from it.
It is the only endeavor where you commit suicide and then try to save yourself.
AZVAJKU
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Holy hell dude, not sure if I’m more impressed by all that you’ve done or that you posted all that from your phone
I had help!
Visiting my mom. She has a well stocked liquor cabinet- thanks to her son.
