DWiggles
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Scrolls up for who quoted WHOM... :thinking: :naw:
Edit: try as hard as you might, it wont change reality. :shock:
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Another windshield strike...
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Edit: try as hard as you might, it wont change reality. :shock:
thedrflaminco
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Right? Simply try to explain that its fairly common for windshield chips and BAM! All of a sudden Im tailgating and need to "back off, slow down, chill out and enjoy the ride" [emoji848]. Whatever
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Zevulin
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Right? Simply try to explain that its fairly common for windshield chips and BAM! All of a sudden Im tailgating and need to "back off, slow down, chill out and enjoy the ride" [emoji848]. Whatever
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I hear ya, just another example of someone thinking their banter is clever and repartee sharp.
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longarmwj
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Here, I have a couple of very scientific charts I’ve made for you to help you out
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thedrflaminco
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Your chart skills sir, are quite frankly, off the charts. Pun intended! Thank you for the laugh.
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DWiggles
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Replacing Jeep windshields is just a fact of life...they have a bad deflection angle (no, I'm not going to diagram the physics and math to support my theorem)...and it almost always is on the highway, not the trail. My Brute is on its third windshield...and I don't even drive it that much...but of course, I must be tailgating (wait, I only do that at football games)...
Id like to see if the film actually works...and how does it effect clarity & vision...
Id like to see if the film actually works...and how does it effect clarity & vision...
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Jsouder53
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These charts are rather epic [emoji106] I’m a visual learner
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longarmwj
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Well you see, due to the earth being flat, the rotational trajectory of said object is subject to the quantum faggot theory and multiple numerical equations that bring it ever so slightly down as soon as it comes into the Jeeps safe space, providing a perfect impact onto the windshield.
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Zevulin
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Zevulin
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I hear ya, many moons ago I sold Dodge/Chrysler vehicles before the internet was around. Now everyone comes in wanting the vehicle for cost.
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There’s some great charts and graphs on this thread. Here in Chicago our snow plow drivers have the ability to throw rock salt from 4 lanes over the size of golf balls. This is what chipped my windshield. Next day the crack started spreading across only 2 inches above the dash. I prayed to the jeep gods. All I asked for was could the crack please just go back down instead of up. It did, so that worked out, jeep gods really do exist.
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2nd.gunman
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Well the last windshield I lost was from a rock that was thrown up by a truck coming the other way while I was stuck in stationary traffic.
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Brute
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So you weren't tailgating...you were grillgating?
Or maybe it is from oncoming traffic. Geez buddy...I dont remember the saying anything about "dicks"
Im not sure how "chips from the salt and gravel mixture the plows drop" are getting into the air, much less high enough to hit the windshield... must be magic :idontknow: But it sure isn't from the car in front of you, OBVIOUSLY
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Bustedback
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I caught a rock from some asshole weed whacking a ditch on the opposite side of the road. Another time a garbage truck slung a rock at my windshield while going the opposite direction. The strangest windshield mishap was when a crow dropped a walnut right in front of me and it landed on my windshield at 75mph.
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