onlyone
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Got dicked today…Some SOB put it on my spare tire. Went to back up today and saw this green dick on my screen.
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Got dicked today…Some SOB put it on my spare tire. Went to back up today and saw this green dick on my screen.
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I was dumping my RV black tank at a gas station and someone came up and said you look like you need a duck and set it down. Wtf?see that’s more like it! I actually got a duck on my door handle recently and then I chucked it in the pond across the street.
Got dicked today…Some SOB put it on my spare tire. Went to back up today and saw this green dick on my screen.
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I hung truck nuts up under my sisters expedition on the spare tire. She drove around for over a year, dropped the kids off at the church school. I could not keep a straight face everytime I saw her.I've considered getting some of those and putting them on all 4 tires on my brother in laws grand Cherokee. Get the darker colored ones to see how long it'd take him to notice. I hid a ceramic unicorn in his flower bed one time and he missed it for months.
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Duck around and find out.
Zero ducks given.
We got ducked hard today.
Who gives a duck?
Nothing like a good duck.
Go duck yourself.
I am up to two ducks now. Unfortunately, I did not see the ladies who put them there (both times wedged in the door-handle) since I understand that they were drop-dead gorgeous, like super-models. That is apparently the norm.Ive received precisely 1 duck. I feel like getting a duck during a meet is cheating lol.
Got your hair cut too.......
Hey it looks like you!
If there are no fingerprints on it, you know it's not your welder.How in the heck did I get ducked in my own shop!!? We aren’t safe anymore people...they will find you…
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How in the heck did I get ducked in my own shop!!? We aren’t safe anymore people...they will find you…
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