Eddie - I'm gonna crush your jeep and your stupid ankle biting dog!
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ttfhell
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Butt Fuck you Eddie? Please? At least that's how I read it.
OverlanderJK
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Why not tell the story here? Is it because it's a lie?
cozdude
Guy with a Red 2-Door
You to scared to tell it here?
Jeeper Jr.
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Really? The dog was too far? Not faking mutiple times to get into this forum? Or stalking? Everything you've done thus far has been "too far."
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LoPo
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I just read his Long Story, Short explanation. It's pretty comical. Obviously there are multiple sides to any story, but his explanation is nothing short of painting him as douche bag attempting to be a tough guy standing up for some vendor's rep and him being kicked out of the country the following day. Allegedly. :cheesy: "woe is me".
This is like one of those horror flicks ("I know what you did last JKX"), where the guy just won't die, keeps coming back to life. Lol.
I call Bullshit! We can't even kick Justin Beiber out of the country, lol.
MTG
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Can you send me a link?
I typed in "www.keyboardwizardswholiveintheirparentsbasementthatcantletshitgoandactlikeasshats.com and that clearly was not the "other" forum he was taking about. :idontknow:
Escorted by who? The Girlscouts maybe?
jeepgreenjon
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:doh: Talk about holding a grudge for something stupid! The first person I usually tell about an awful product is the reps that work for the company that built it, so it was good of Eddie to tell the rep! I would do the same (if this is even true) Guys, not all of us Canadians are like this guy, I promise!
2013CGJKU
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Are you serious?
He was being a drunken asshole, admittedly, (and probably doesn't remember the story straight as a result).
Then he is such a fuck head that he ACTUALLY got the boot from our country and asked to never come back...
And...
Wait for it...
That's somehow Eddie's fault...
And justifies threatening physical harm on him, his Jeep and his dog.
Riiiiight.
This reminds me of all the silly fucks today that think that "fighting" is getting in someone's face and talking shit. Then a guy like me comes along who, in that situation, doesn't say a word and has been taught his whole life to hit hard, hit first, and ask questions later, and they wake up going, "What happened? He really hits people? Who does that? Whaaaaa!"
Levi
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Sharkey
Word Ninja
Even if every word of that is true, it is effing hilarious!
Seriously, that's what he calls getting in someone's face and almost knocking him out?!? That's what he calls someone running scared because they have been confronted?!? :cheesy::cheesy::cheesy::cheesy:
This is the kind of guy who would say he almost had sex with Megan Fox just because he got a woody walking by her picture on the cover of a magazine at the grocery store.
MR.Ty
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