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Kinda reminds me of a dog we used to have that would eat shit in the yard. The vet wanted to give me something to make it taste bad. I asked what could possibly taste worse than shit? :thinking:
Sounds to me like I have a stupid fucking dog.

How do you know shit tastes bad?


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Whats wrong is they have too much time sitting around because they are afraid to go outside and get dirty and sweaty...haha. I'm a firm believer in the "let him stick his finger in the light socket, he'll only do it once" type of parenting not the bubble wrap everything type.

As a single dad of three teenage boys, I realized I could never protect them from their own stupidity (..... hey, dude, watch this......). I chose to cast myself in the role of “safety officer”. They would set up their insane projects and get me. I would inspect and then tell them how to make it safer. As they got older, I needed to say less and less because they got better and better. Their self-proclaimed motto “You got to be smart when you do stupid shit.”


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So much shittery...I’m off of social media for all of 2 months (excluding here) and so far...

kids are eating tide pods, a pilot wants to know where the dinner is, all cultures are declining some chick and California is trying to make another California through the art of californicaion



Game on[emoji847]


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