Anyone self quarantined? AKA - the 2020 SH!T SHOW

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When I was about 10, my friend and I would shoot groundhogs for fun. And pidgeons, off the barn roof. They are so dumb, you could shoot one, and the rest would fly around in a big circle, and land on the same barn. We would take turns...
Dad caught us once, and all he said was, you boys better not miss, and shoot a hole in my roof.
We didn't have video games...

When I was about that age, I shot a squirrel...just so I could cut off the tail. My dad saw me in the back yard with the squirrel and asks "how are you going to cook that?"...I had forgotten our rule...if we kill it, we eat it. Since my culinary skills weren't yet honed, I fried it like I did rabbits...and it was tough (literally) to eat. After I was done eating, he told me "I think I would have put that in a stew"...

I never shot another squirrel...
 
FYI
Jim Cary is going to play Joe Biden on the upcoming season of "Saturday Night Live," which is set to premiere on Oct.*3. I don’t watch Saturday Night Live normally, I might make an exception.
This could be very entertaining. [emoji23]


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I'll have to watch. Last week a dust broom played Joe Biden and I actually thought it was really him.
 
Really looks more and more like Biden has Sundowners. https://www.webmd.com/alzheimers/guide/manage-sundowning#1

2020 election scenario:
Biden somehow gets elected.
Month or two in, claims of mental fitness, "falls down" and hits his head & is incapacitated, or worse, and viola! Harris is president.
Pelosi is named VP and we are all screwed.

Edit: I do not see how these debates are going to happen either. They'd be nuts to let this guy go head to head with Trump.
 
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When I was about that age, I shot a squirrel...just so I could cut off the tail. My dad saw me in the back yard with the squirrel and asks "how are you going to cook that?"...I had forgotten our rule...if we kill it, we eat it. Since my culinary skills weren't yet honed, I fried it like I did rabbits...and it was tough (literally) to eat. After I was done eating, he told me "I think I would have put that in a stew"...

I never shot another squirrel...

We ate squirrel when I was young. We would hunt on the my uncles farm.
It was very good. Taste like chicken (really). Don’t remember how my aunt cooked it.


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When I was about that age, I shot a squirrel...just so I could cut off the tail. My dad saw me in the back yard with the squirrel and asks "how are you going to cook that?"...I had forgotten our rule...if we kill it, we eat it. Since my culinary skills weren't yet honed, I fried it like I did rabbits...and it was tough (literally) to eat. After I was done eating, he told me "I think I would have put that in a stew"...

I never shot another squirrel...
Thats a good rule. My nephew has taught his boys to go by that. Groundhogs are making a comeback however, and are bad news around barns and esp. horses.
I used to haul semi loads of hogs, for a guy. I like bacon and ham. I could not eat that entire load of pork, but, by time I got the load to the packing house, I sure wanted to shoot them all.
My wife makes me live trap raccoons now. She thinks they are cute. I don't think they are very "cute", when I try to relocate them. They seem to be saying that they want to kill and eat me.
 
Thats a good rule. My nephew has taught his boys to go by that. Groundhogs are making a comeback however, and are bad news around barns and esp. horses.
I used to haul semi loads of hogs, for a guy. I like bacon and ham. I could not eat that entire load of pork, but, by time I got the load to the packing house, I sure wanted to shoot them all.
My wife makes me live trap raccoons now. She thinks they are cute. I don't think they are very "cute", when I try to relocate them. They seem to be saying that they want to kill and eat me.

If a raccoon weighed 200 lbs, it could seriously screw you up...
 
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I saw this yesterday. I don't understand what is trying to be accomplished by trotting him out like this. It's like they're setting him up like this on purpose. The continued gaffes - he sounds like an idiot. I'm starting to feel bad for this guy.
I said it in an earlier post - They have to be setting him up for something and I hope it's not what i said in it.

 
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I find it hilarious that these are the lyrics to the song he played to pander the the latin community.

"Slowly, I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in your ears"

It seems so fitting for old Joe.

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I find it hilarious that these are the lyrics to the song he played to pander the the latin community.

"Slowly, I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in your ears"

It seems so fitting for old Joe.

I just looked that up. Scary shit.
 
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