finger3
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Okay, I had a great one at lunch! More of a story than a compliment but anyway...
So I'm sitting at a fairly large intersection and a Mustang convertible pulls up next to me. I'm eyeing it and the guy is eyeing my Jeep. He then says: "I almost bought one of those but hell, glaciers move faster!" I replied: "Naw man, this has the new V6... I bet it will outrun that thing". (I'm not an idiot... I could hear the distinct whine of a supercharger and that there was something far different than the stock cam-shafts at work. Not that he needs mods to outrun my box on wheels.) Non-the-less he though I was serious and replied: "We will see about that." So I respond with a little rev of my MIGHTY V6 :crazyeyes: Now I could clearly see him fidgeting with what appeared to be an on-board gadget that I assume was dumping different engine parameters. He was sooo focused on it that he failed to notice the trooper that had pulled up behind me. (Yes, this light takes an eternity with almost no traffic.) I watch the light on the cross traffic to start changing... It hits yellow, I'm off the break and feathering the clutch ready to go.... It changes and he is off! Leaving two awesome s-shaped rubber stripes through the intersection and a shit-load of smoke! I take off like normal if not a touch slower (There is a cop behind me) and putt towards the next intersection that I knew was going to catch us no matter how fast you go... The Officer obviously knew the same thing since he just meandered his way around me to pull up behind the mustang that has the guy now shitting bricks in the driver's seat. Luckily this light is long too, because I was still sitting there when the cop made is way to the guy. The trooper looks up at me and with a wink says: Nice Jeep man! I simply say "Thanks". (Honestly I was a little concerned I was in some kinda trouble too for instigating.) But as the light changes and I take off I hear "See dumb-ass that Jeep is going to outrun you!" :bleh:
On the way back from lunch they were still there and the guy was in the back of the car, so I don't know what transpired while I was gone.
That is truly hilerious :cheesy: